"So keep your big asses and long legs. Keep your doctorates in comparative literature, your charity work, your child-rearing, your Olympic-level figure skating—I’ll take me some breasts! No, sir, I’m just not a leg man, an ass man, a cancer-researcher man, a female- novelist man, or a Nobel-Peace-Prize-winning-activist-for-the-indigenous-peoples-of-Guatemala man. I’m a breast man! A totally invalidating-of- everything-about-women-except-for-their-breasts man! And I couldn’t be happier, because I’m a complete and utter fucking shitbag bastard from beyond hell!"
— I’m More Of A Breast Man And Completely Worthless Human Being, Myself (via The Onion)
